The Snark: Derek is Celebrating the Big 4-0 with Fiancés, Bachelors, Weddings, Pigs, and Store Closings

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!


A flight gets cancelled on 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days…yep, dude…I wouldn’t keep holding out hope.

On Bachelor in Paradise it’s the same old same old with dorky bachelor John Paul Jones…which seems to help our Derek put his best face forward.  And we welcome a new arrival that may be a little clueless.

Actor Miles Teller tied the knot over the weekend.

Apparently a group of pigs don’t know what hot dog buns are really used for.

More closings for Kmart and Sears…good news for American skateboarders.

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