The Snark: Bachelor Snot Rockets & Exciting Kisses, Pattinson’s Batman, Jobs Aplenty, and the Perfect Suit for a Fanatic

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Back to Bachelor in Paradise where we  find that bachelor John Paul Jones continues to show he has absolutely no class and then we find that a kiss is not always just a kiss…at least not to the show’s editors.

Robert Pattinson is playing Batman…and doesn’t give a bat crap what anyone thinks.

Need a job…head to North Dakota!

Looking for a suit for the well dressed NFL fan?  Head to Men’s Warehouse…face painting and foam finger not included.

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