The Snark: No Rose in Paradise, No Job for Bolton, Getting Cozy, and Bad Wood Working Tool Results

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

We head back toΒ Bachelor In Paradise for a rose ceremony gone bad when no one wants Luke’s rose and John Paul Jones continuing to show just how smart he really is.

Gone in 60 seconds?Β  Bye bye to National Security Adviser John Bolton.

Looking to get cozy with your spouse?Β  Take the coffin challenge at Six Flags.

Proper use of a belt sander is always encouraged…the moreΒ  you know….

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