The Snark: Snarking Derek, Begging for a Wedding, Justin’s Pick, Sports Illustrated, Zombie Deer, and Nobel Prize Winners

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

Wilson gets in one quick snark on Derek.

We head the other way with a 90 day fiancé and end up in Equador where dying and getting married are a little iffy.

Justin Bieber can take his pick…new car or boogers.

‘Sports Illustrated’ getting stripped down.

Zombie deers may be a little more human that we know.

Looking for the next Nobel Prize winner right here in Charlotte.

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