Riverdale Rewind CH 59: Fast Times at Riverdale High

Not all Honey is sweet... new Riverdale Principal, Mr. Honey, is getting the school year off to a sticky start.

Riverdale — “Chapter Fifty-Nine: Fast Times at Riverdale High” — Image Number: RVD402a_0322.jpg — Pictured (L-R): Cole Sprouse as Jughead and Skeet Ulrich as FP Jones — Photo: Colin Bentley/The CW — © 2019 The CW Network, LLC. All Rights Reserved.

 

Oh the Riverdale kids are back at their sexy shenanigans.  But the weirdest moment of the night might be Veronica’s ‘All That Jazz’ presser.  Typically, that doesn’t happen when our reporters attend press conferences here at WCCB.  Typically.

Noteworthy:

  1. Jughead has a new creepy school and we’re pretty sure his classmates might eat his soul.
  2. Cheryl’s still at it with her mummified brother.  That’s weird.
  3. Charles might be the worst FBI agent ever.
  4. Everyone in Riverdale is too trusting.
  5. Riverdale’s new principal, Mr. Honey, is Kerr Smith from Dawson’s Creek.  So we add him to our list of ‘former teen heart throbs who are now CW dads.’

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