The Snark: Kardashian Vacay, a Jersey Shore Baptism, Shark Attacks, Aikman’s Anger, and Tiger’s Memoir

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

The Kardashians are vacationing again and Kourtney is, like, enjoying, like, being, like, out of the, like, spotlight.

The Jersey Shore gang attempt to go classy…or as classy at they can…for a baptism.

So, how do you avoid a shark attack?

A police officer pushes a suspect off of a roof of a house and gets his hand slapped.

Last night’s Thursday Night Football game really upset commentator Troy Aikman.

Tiger Woods is releasing his memoir, “Back,” and hopefully his little black book.

And Nicole gets a good jab in on Derek.

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