The Snark: 90 Day Fiance Tutorial, the Terminator, a Food Fight, New Chief, a Tricky Pig, and Derek’s Tears

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

For those viewers who don’t understand 90 Day Fiancé we get a quick lesson from Derek and then meet 42 year old douchey Mike, his 20 year old sugar baby and his two kids who tell is like it is.

It just may finally be the termination of the Terminator franchise.

Madam Secretary can handle a country, but she can’t seem to handle craft services.

The next Homeland Security Chief getting a 1/2 thumbs up from Derek.

A pig sets a Guiness World Record.

Derek mourned his Packers loss from Sunday night.

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