The Snark: Botched is Back, Mariah’s Pitch, a Possible Move, Short People, and the Turkey Hotline

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

The Botched doctors are back, this time trying to educate Tiffany “New York” Pollard.

High notes, big bucks and tiny bites for Mariah Carey for a bag of British crisps (potato chips for those who are not British).

The NFL talking about shipping the Los Angeles Chargers out of the country.  Derek has another team he would like to send with them.

Derek gives short people no respect….thanks, dude.

It’s official….the Butterball Turkey hotline is now open for all of those important turkey questions.

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