The Snark: A New Psychic, New Dancing Name, Melania’s Speech, A Meth Smuggler, MSNBC’s Trip, Kids & TV, Life Expectancy

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. – Move over Hermie….there’s a new psychic in E! town…and he speaks to Liberace! Derek has a new name for Dancing with the Stars so they can get their ratings up. Melania Trump has some trouble at a speaking engagement Tuesday…but she rallied. A new way to smuggle meth into the country but not be so sanitary. Taking a psychedelic trip thanks to MSNBC. Next time you look for a daycare for your kids, check out the size of their TV. Think you are going to live a long life?  You might want to think again!

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