Best of Snark: The Botched Booty, A Dem Debate, Happy Singles, Ice Cream Explosion,

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

A finally Friday Best of Snark with a botched talking booty and Derek’s childhood waterbed.

Highlights from one of the many democratic debates…including a thank you to ex-boyfriends.

Stay single…stay happy.

An ice cream factory exploded.

Pope Frances canonized 5 new Saints…if you have been watching Rising long enough, you might recognize them.

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