The Snark: A Kardashian Twist, a Botched Competition, Popular Kids, Political Tortoise, and Women’s Preferences

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

Derek doesn’t need to drag the the Kardashians through the Snark…seems they can do that all on their own…when they take on each other.

Botched docs get into a friendly competition of who can sew up a turkey better.

Just what makes the popular kids in school popular?

And just how smart is a tortoise…and did you know they were political.

Derek is trying to class up his act to make himself more needed…still not working, dude.

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