Best of The Snark: LiLo’s Employees, Trump’s Trip-Up, Pup Names, Happy Single People, and an Executed Husband

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club employees finally understood her…took long enough.

President Trump gets tripped up.

Looking for a name for the new pup…we have one for you.

Researchers told us single people are happier than married people.

A lady who tied the knot with an ancient pirate spirit…and has already divorced him.

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