Best of Snark: A Defunct 50th, Rose’s Book, an Engaged Housewife, a Crappy Movie, Tiger’s Life, and Large Peaches
CHARLOTTE, N.C. –
Woodstock planned to celebrate its 50th Anniversary back in August.Β Guess those old rockers couldn’t get their wheelchairs in gear.
Rose McGowan wrote a book about her boobs…but she couldn’t come anywhere near our own Rising boobs.
One real Housewife of New Jersey may have broken the record for getting engaged.
There were huge blockbuster movies out in 2019…but The Velocipastor was not one of them.
A TV series on the life of Tiger Woods is apparently still in the works.
Scientists grew large peaches…but they had nothing on our neighbor in South Carolina.
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