The Snark: A New Chin, a New Fight, a Pot Prescription, Trading in Spouses, Getting Fired, and Weird News

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

On BotchedΒ  a plastic surgery addict might be looking for new friends.

It’s a drink-throwing, hair pulling fight on The Real Housewives ofΒ  New Jersey…so what’s new?

Live in Ohio and want to get a prescription for medical pot?Β  Just follow your local pro football team.

Just what would a woman part with for a million dollars?Β  Hint…it’s not the dog.

Hallmark cards is cutting jobs…in a way only Hallmark could do.

Weird news from Derek’s home state…a high school English teacher gets arrested for visiting a local park instead of his own bathroom.

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