The Snark: Cavallari Hot Air, Prom Dates, Oscars Process, Health Tips, and Shared Behaviors

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

It’s all classy (or as classy as Jay can get) on Very Cavallari with Kristin looking for a new horse…or possibly a new husband.Β  Which leads to a quick comment on bodily functions.

On Real Housewives of New Jersey a prom date doesn’t impress grandpa.

The Oscars are coming up this weekend.Β  Critics find the nomination process unfair…but DJ thinks that maybe the system does work.

A good reason to stick with vodka.

What do male birds and male humans have in common?Β  A lot apparently!

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