The Snark: Rose Love, Kanye’s Valentine, a Hills Reunion, A Tough Housewife, and a Wild Seattle Sing-Along

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. –   It’s a special Valentine’s Day edition of The Snark Report.

A tip for the dudes before you send those roses… you might just want to check out Derek’s lesson on what their color means.

We get a peek at Kanye’s adoring Valentine’s Day card to his wife.

It’s was a reunion with Kristin and the girls on Very Cavallari…and DJ learned a shocking truth behind The Hills.

On the Real Housewives of New Jersey  we find that prison must have been a cakewalk for Teresa Giudice.  And thanks to Margaret we learn that strange body parts do odd things when she is embarrassed.

And from Seattle we find a special group sing-along that causes an earworm so huge it attacks everyone on the show.

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