The Snark: Very Cavallari, Torch Trouble, Real Housewives, Weed Data, USC Tuition

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Jay learns a lot at Kristin’s Emmy coverage rehearsal on Very Cavallari.

Can you still win Survivor if you can’t put your torch in its hole?

The Real Housewives of New Jersey go parasailing, but there’s one problem…

Turns out it’s not the teens smoking all the weed.

The University of Southern California is offering free tuition to families making under $80,000, and the timing could not be worse.

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