The Snark: Marriage Fails, a New Grubhub Service, Apple’s Good Guys, Maria’s Retirement, and Derek’s New Portrait

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

On Married at First Sight one marriage is over in 18 days thanks to an eggplant while another new husband talks in circles.

Derek is confused a little over the new Grubhub+.

Apple has no love for the bad guy.

We sure are  gonna miss tennis great Maria Sharapova and her vocal energy on the tennis court.

And Derek thanks young Miles, a student at the Holt School of Fine Art, for the wonderful portrait of Derek that he drew.  Looks just like him, don’t you think?

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