The Snark: Bro Code Breakdown, Having the ‘Talk,’ Dunkin’ Carjacker, NASCAR Returns, The Butt Bump, and Derek is Sleeping on the Job

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

On Total Bellas the girls are hoping the guys will do a little bonding…but the bro code gets lost in translation.

We learn on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills that there is a time and a place for the “talk” thanks to Garcelle and her 12 year old sons.

A carjacker in Pennsylvania learns that stealing a delivery truck from Dunkin’ Donuts is not a smartest idea.

NASCAR fans rejoice, racing is back this weekend…no fans, but there will still be plenty of spilled beer and chicken bones.

What can we do to replace the handshake?  Derek’s idea on what to replace the handshake with did not go over well with his wife.

Derek starts sleeping on the job thanks to a new YouTube TV  competition series…Sleeping with Friends.

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