The Snark: Bad Quarantine Haircuts, Housewives and the Petting Zoo, an Oscar Idea, Junk Food Junkie, Pier 1’s Swan Song, and Scratching an Itch

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

On 90 Day Fiancé: Self Quarantined young Leo learns something all of us have  known all along…you never let your mom give you a home haircut.

The Real Housewives of New York City visit a winery/pet zoo combo and get really excited.

Derek has an option for the delayed broadcast for The Oscars.  Would probably bring in a big audience.

Happy National Quiche Lorraine Day.  DJ doesn’t eat quiche…his tastes are little more on the drive-thru side…like we couldn’t figure that one out.

Goodbye to Pier 1 Imports.

The question of the day….what does Ron the bull in Scotland have in common with Kim Kardashian?

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