Best of Snark: High Dollar Bella Ring, Important Yacht Lessons, a Housewife & the “Talk,” a Carjacker’s Mistake, Ford’s 5th, and a Strange Cure

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On  Total Bellas we learn something we always knew…the jeweler is always gonna push the expensive rings.

Remembering an important lesson on Below Deck Sailing Yacht.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills finds Garcelle freaking out over her sons’ birthdays and decides to have “the talk.”

A carjacker in Allentown, Pa learns never to steal a doughnut truck.

A new Indiana Jones movie is in the works with Harrison Ford back for the 5th time…might take a little bit longer to film this one.

One teenager went a little far to cure his addiction…hey, it could have been worse.

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