The Snark: Grooms Hitting the Showers & Getting Depressed, Partying in the Dark, New Passwords, and Halloween Haunts

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

On Married at First Sight  we peek in on a couple of honeymooners and learn where the line is drawn when it comes to taking a shower and then DJ gets a little upset when bride Karen questions her new husband’s masculinity.

No big time partying for one house in LA…but that won’t stop one hot Hollywood mama.

Our smart boy Derek comes up with your new password.

Just what will Halloween look like this year?

And how did we get on the subject of Laresa’s dogs?

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