The Snark: Pepto on Potomac, Eviction Plan, Senior Citizens, Brown Snow, a Home Depot Drive-Thru, and News for Cat Lovers

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

It’s a future show tease for the Real Housewives of Potomac with a (bad) singing telegram and Pepto Bismol in pants.

Eviction is looming for David on Big Brother, but he has a plan…dumb as it may be.

It’s  Senior Citizens Day…hey DJ, it’s not nice to make fun of old people….one in particular can cause you a lot of problems…..just sayin’…

It snowed chocolate at a candy factory in Switzerland…but that doesn’t mean you should eat the brown snow in Jersey.

A woman in Alabama turns her local Home Depot into drive-thru pick up…straight through the store..and decided to pick up a few small items…

Derek wrapped up his Snark today on a good note thanks to a study connected to his high school prom date.

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