The Snark: A ‘Botched!’ Dolly Wannabe, Bad Fashion on ‘Love Island,’ Derek’s Union, Pattinson’s Bad News, and a Covid Vaccine Slowdown

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

We switched the channel to Botched!  just in time to meet Hailey…she wants to look like country music lesson Dolly Parton…sorry babe…that ain’t happening….

On Love Island a game of truth or dare roulette causes problems for Connor and his outdated Foot Locker shirt.

Derek will be celebrating Labor Day with his fellow union members of the IBAB…enjoy the day, bruh.

Sad news for Robert Pattinson, who is starring in the upcoming The Batman movie…but that may be putting a smile on one person’s face.

One problem may be causing the Covid-19 vaccine to be coming out a little later than we expected.

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