Best of The Snark: With Bad Announcements, Deflated Sex Scenes, Baskin’s Dancing, Padded Resumes, Dumbo’s Pot Habit, Jury Duty and Major Lactose Intolerance

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

The minute the Green Bay Packers football schedule came out, Derek put in to take today off, but his team won last night…so he’s at home celebrating (or possibly sleeping in), but he did leave us with a few of his best Snarks….

We look back on everything from the big announcements on Married at First Sight, deflated sex scenes on The Bold and the Beautiful, Tiger King’s Carole Baskin’s first performance on Dancing with the Stars, Derek padding his resume, finding out the real reason Dumbo can fly,  learning that you are never too young to sit on a jury, and an extreme reaction to dairy.

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