The Snark: Bad Tattoos, Liars, and Florida Man

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. —

On the season finale of Married At First Sight Bennett shows Amelia how much she means to him and Henry has had enough of Christina’s lies.

A Florida man…was arrested and charged with theft after he was caught with lobsters in his pants.

In Connecticut police arrive at an apartment where a 51-year-old man says he was stabbed in the butt.

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