The Snark: No Crying in Yachting, Greasy Balls, Sex Ed, Smellgate, Weird Real Housewives Marriage

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On Below Deck, the new Chief Stewardess, Francesca, breaks downs after a disastrous first day on the job and Captain Lee is not impressed.

On the series premiere of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Jen gives her son a lesson on the birds and the bees but she might need a refresher course on sex ed as well. In the premiere, we also learn that Mary inherited something very interesting from her grandmother.

A robbery in California went sideways after a man forgot to put on his face mask.

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