The Snark: Yachting Hardships & Insults, Sexy Beach Attire for the Kids, a Reason to Look Up, and Bad Love Life Advice

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

On Below Deck we learn of the hardships of having to get up early to work and the insult of being served up as a platter.

Let’s head to the ocean with the kids on Welcome to Plathville and check out that sexy beach attire.

Finally, a research study that Derek can get behind.

If you find  yourself in a ladies restroom in a Chinese airport you might want to check the ceiling for naked men.

Congrats to LaMelo Ball who was chosen to play for our Charlotte Hornets.  However, we hope that his Dad will keep his advice about his sons’ love lives to himself.

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