Best of Snark: Merry Christmas from DJ and The Snark Report!

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –ย  The presents have been opened and the house is a mess, but donโ€™t worry about it, just enjoy a Christmas Day Best…. of The Snark Report that is…

It was a smelly situation on The Housewives of Salt Lake City with Mary and Jen.

What is your favorite Christmas movie?ย  Derekโ€™s is The Polar Expressโ€ฆand he has his personal reasons why.

Looking back fondling….uh, no…that’s fondly…..on the Sears Wishbook.

A beaver trashed a Dollar General Store.

And a big Christmas thank you to all of the fans of Derekโ€™s Disco Christmasโ€ฆan album that will live on in infamyโ€ฆand started off so many other rip offs.

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