The Snark: Drunk Swimming, a Housewife’s Change of Attitude, Kudos for West Virginia, and a Mannequin Black Hole

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

Drunk swimming and interesting food requests on Below Deck with a charter guest who clearly has no manners.

On The Real Housewives of Orange County one housewife changes her “laissez-faire” attitude.

Congrats to West Virginia for beating out the Jacksonville Jaguars.

And to round out today’s Snark, the segment takes a downhill slide thanks to mannequins…or as Derek likes to call them…womannequins.  First up is The Real Housewives of Atlanta where bride-to-be Cynthia is “getting a feel” for her wedding vows.  Then we head to Turkey where a naked man gets caught in a store window with a bite mark covered mannequin.  Both stories sending Derek into a bad pun spin.

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