The Snark: A Married at First Sight Ego, High Fashion Salt Lake Housewives, Brady’s Future, and Succulent Smuggling

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CHARLOTTE, N.. –

Could it get any worse for Paige on Married at First Sight?  Her husband Chris not only isn’t attracted to her, but he doesn’t want to be married to her..and his ego is bigger than his….uh, chest.

Those ladies on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City really know how to party with confusing acronyms and bedazzled “high fashion” that no one understands.

Tom Brady is hoping to stay in the game for a little while longer.

It seems when it comes to smuggling, there are always odd things to smuggle and different ways to try it.

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