The Snark: Slippery Bachelor Dates, Starbucks Celebrates, and Disneyland Set to Re-Open

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

The Bachelor and his bachelorettes head to Pennsylvania Dutch Country where we learn that not all dates are created equal…with the butter or without the butter…if you can’t pitch the tent it doesn’t really matter.  And the lesson learned?  Oprah still loves her bread.

Happy Anniversary to Starbucks!  Celebrate by blowing your hard earned money on an overpriced coffee.

Good news for Disneyland fans!  California’s Disneyland is opening back up for visitors, of course with all safety and mask protocols in place, but they may have a little problem with Donald’s mask….and his pants.

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