The Snark: Housewives with a Shady Shaman and Poopy Lake Water, a Special Sausage, and Charlotte Knights Experimentation

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

Rounding out the Snark week with housewives highlights…first up it is The Real Housewives of Dallas getting spiritual with a shaman that can do your extensions.

Next we visit  The Real Housewives of New Jersey as the ladies enjoy a dip in the lake, until they get have a poop water flashback.

A half eaten brat solves a 9 year old crime while causing a crime wave of Derek’s extremely bad jokes.

The Charlotte Knights get into today’s Snark thanks to some MLB rule change experimentations in the minors.

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