The Snark: Dogs Or Men, Home Town Math & Derek’s Carson Crashes And Burns

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. – On “The Real Housewives of New Jersey,” when the ladies meet with a psychic medium, Dolores has two very different reactions when learning information about her current boyfriend and dead dog. We can’t blame her!

On HGTV’s “Home Town,” Ben calls in some expert help to figure out the math on bench he’s building and we learn Derek and Ben have something in common.

Vin Diesel is going to make a Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots movieHe’s not the only one making a movie based on a toy.

Plus, Derek’s “How old is He?” joke as Johnny Carson gets no response. No respect.

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