The Snark: Plasma & Diarrhea Lies, Vanderpump Flies & Thunder-thighs

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. – On “The Real Housewives of New York,” a fight over plasma donations gives Ramona an instant case of diarrhea.

Real Housewives alum Lisa Vanderpump is in trouble after flies are found in bottles of her wine but is still has a use.

Megamillions is up to over $500 million dollars, what you could do with all that money is pretty impressive.

Finally, a Russian woman sits on her husband, killing him. Who else may want to watch out.

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