The Snark Report: Amateur Chefs, Fake Hiking, Pooh Shiesty Indicted and Asteroids

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. — On the Season premiere of “Below Deck Mediterranean”, new Chef Mathew bows out hours before the first charter can begin due to a knee injury, leaving the inexperienced crew to cook and surf and turf dinner.

On “Botched”, we meet a young woman who wants to look like an anime character.

Plus, the feds indict rapper Pooh Shiesty on armed robbery charges after he posted evidence on Instagram.

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