The Snark: Vrooming, Rock Names, Smurfs & Shark Week

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. – Derek is back from a week off and so is “90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After?” Angela’s latest claim is that she doesn’t need a man. Asuelu knows what he wants in a new car but it’s more cartoon than car.

A mom in New Zealand named her kids Metallica, Slayer and Pantera. There’s one band name officials wouldn’t allow her to use.

We meet a Wisconsin woman with a massive Smurfs collection.

Plus, a cheesy pun and what Derek knows about sharks and Shark Week.

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