The Snark: Funny Descriptions, Demotions, Cruise’s Car, Weird & Stupid News

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. – On “Bachelor In Paradise,” Tia is looking for love and producers are looking for new ways to describe the contestants via on-screen graphics. We have plenty of ways to describe Derek.

It was all about Lexi’s lack of work on “Below Deck Mediterranean.” She hasn’t picked up on what the chief stew’s cooking even though she claims to be smarter than everyone else.

Tom Cruise’s luxury car gets stolen but is found quickly because of the distinctive feature the actor’s ride has that you don’t see every day.

A brewery starts making beer in an airport, which is a first but is still fitting.

Finally, some weird and stupid news featuring some messed up names.

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