The Snark: Darcey & Stacey, Bachelor In Paradise, Prince William & Free Car!

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. – On “Darcey & Stacey,” the two go to a coffee psychic to help decide what to do with their lives. Less plastic surgery would be a good start.

It’s raining men on “Bachelor in Paradise,” and one man gives the weirdest description I’ve ever heard when talking about another man’s body.

Prince William is looking for great ideas and the winner will get one million pounds. Derek thinks he has a surefire idea.

Finally, a free car comes with a frightening price tag…

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