The Snark: Darcey & Stacey, Bachelor News & Views & Lengthy Fingers

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. – Twins Darcey & Stacey are 46-years-old and well on their way to having more plastic surgeries than Michael Jackson. What does Stacy’s husband think about all the nips, tucks, pull, lifts & plumps?

A “Bachelor in Paradise” contestant secretly hooks up with Alexa while the original “Bachelor” gets a new host.

Finally, what having a long ring finger or middle finger means.

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