The Snark: Goober Bachelorette Contestants, Flu Shots & Weird News

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. – On the season premiere of “The Bachelorette,” we meet the long line of goobers vying for Michelle’s heart. One guy did some serious, even creepy research before coming on the show.

The CDC says this year is “The Year of the Flu Shot.” Derek has some alternate names.

The Blackberry is going to attempt a comeback.

Plus, in weird news a woman claims a hospital hypnotized her to fart uncontrollably.

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