The Snark: Uncaring Friend, Marriage Conditions, First text & Weird News

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. – On “The Real Housewives of Orange County,” Noella is going through an excruciating divorce so she looks to Nicole for comfort. She gets anything buy kindness and understanding.

On the season finale of “Addicted To Marriage,” She has just got engaged for the 5th time but before she’ll marry Joe, she has some conditions.

The world’s first text message just sold at auction for $120,000. Derek reveal what it says.

Finally, water on Mars and red-nosed liars.

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