The Snark: Sauna Sandwich, Friend Zone & Rules For Wine

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –  On the Real Housewives of Orange County, Heather treats Jen and Emily to a spa day. Emily starts to feel weak after some time in the sauna. Luckily she keeps a full meal in her Gucci bag.

E! ‘s newest reality show follows eight celeb kids on a ranch. We quickly learn that blondes don’t take to Billy Bob Thornton’s son, Harry.

Kylie Jenner is the first woman to have 300 million followers on Instagram. However, Jenner still has some work to do to catch Christiano Ronaldo.

Finally, most Americans are intimidated by the rules for drinking wine. Derek makes it simple, easy & CHEAP.

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