The Snark: MAFS Meanie & Sleazy, A Botched Housewife, Winter Storm Landon & Fingernails

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. – After getting “Married At First Sight,” Alyssa has refused to stay in the same room as her husband or participate in honeymoon activites. She refused to scuba dive or swim with him. She’s also sick of being asked to do anything. Olajuwon uses a game of “Never Have I Ever” to brag to his new wife and a group of strangers about his conquests.

On the season premiere of “The Real Housewives of New Jersey,” we catch up with Jenny and her daughter Gabby as Jenny gets ready for the day.

Derek thinks Landon isn’t the strongest name for a winter storm.

Finally, thousands of fingernail and toenail clippings found in a couch.

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