The Snark: Below Deck Sheets, Summer House Drama, Italy & Pee In The Pool

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. – On “Below Deck Sailing Yacht,” Gary is teaching Tom about the various sheet lines that control the directions of the sails.

We check in on the middle-schoolers trapped in 30 & 40-something bodies on “Summer House.”

Italy is paying people to get married.

Finally, shocking stats about the amount of pee in the pool.

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