The Snark: Real Housewives of ATL, Family Chantel & Weird News

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. – On “The Real Housewives of Atlanta,” Ralph is still in a bad place with his wife Drew over a text exchange with a former female assistant. An assistant who offered him a massage. Later, Ralph tried to make Drew feel better about his ways at a fancy dinner. He failed.

In a preview of the new season of “The Family Chantel,” it appears Chantel and Pedro are headed toward separation.

Britney Spears and fiancé Sam Asghari are setting a date for their wedding. Derek has a preview of the invitations.

Employees at a Nespresso factory in Switzerland discovered more than 500 kilograms of cocaine in bags of coffee beans from Brazil.

A man was arrested Sunday on suspicion of grand theft fruit.

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