The Snark: Summer House, Ex On The Beach, Metallica Baby

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. – It’s almost Decision Day on OWN’s “Put A Ring On It.” Let’s see if Kenneth is ready to make it official with Shorty after 3 years of dating.

Multiple ladies on “Summer House” were fighting over “Southern Charm”‘s Austen Kroll over the past year and it was brought up at the reunion show.

On “Ex On The Beach,” Ricky’s ex Cat shows up but he’s trying to downplay their past.

Georgia Police arrested a woman they say stripped and urinated on the floor of a Fayetteville Walmart after going on a profanity-laced tirade through the store and hitting an employee.

Finally, a baby boy born in Brazil may just have the wildest birth story ever. His mother went into labor and gave birth during a Metallica concert over the weekend.

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