The Snark: Below Deck Sailing, Ryan Seacrest Panties & Weird News

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. – On “Below Deck Sailing Yacht,” first mate Gary is trying to get some alone time on the job with Scarlett, the ship’s new stew. Chief stew Daisy sees through his plan and decides to take her place. Later, we see what yacht guests talk about.

On “Live with Kelly and Ryan,” Ryan Seacrest detailed a wardrobe malfunction he had on the “American Idol” finale.

Finally, languages going extinct and dudes try to illegally move a house in the middle of the night.

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