The Snark Report: Dancing, Facebook, Rick Perry, And Cigarettes

CHARLOTTE, NC — The Snark Report is all new with stories ranging from “Dancing with the Starless” to a new FDA ban being announced on several brands of cigarettes.

Paula Deen burped, farted, and danced her way into mediocrity last night on “Dancing With The Stars.”

Facebook Co-Founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg finally pushes “like” on a new “dislike” button for Facebook.

Donators to the failed Rick Perry campaign are asking for a refund.

The FDA announces a new ban on several brands of cigarettes.