The Snark: Starbucks, Joe Buck, Bodily Functions, Burglars, Batteries and Holiday Movies

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

Starbucks and Pokemon…interesting combination.

The Pope talks poop.

Joe Buck hits the can…but not in the bathroom.

The mayor of Green Bay proves that maybe crime does pay…but get it right.

Could it be?  A battery that lasts for 12 years?  May not be as good as it sounds.

Only Derek could turn a wonderfully warm family Christmas movie into a deranged horror-slasher flick.

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